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Do puddles with Andrew Collins, Andrew Collins, a.k.a. puddle boy, a.k.a. dry dick, a.k.a. poop hands, a.k.a. mice, a.k.a. garbage face, a.k.a. tickle cock, a.k.a. old gray balls, a.k.a. old 12 falls, a.k.a. ATC, a.k.a. a.k.a. I don't know if I miss them. If I miss them, let me know. But I think I'm pretty much nailing them. They keep adding. Do you, how many of those were just, were imprompt? Just now? Yeah. No, they're all memories.

Oh, you, you rehearse it. I don't rehearse it. I'm just that smart. It would be cooler if they were off the top of your head. Okay. Well, you're coming at me. Pretty strong. A.k.a. asshole. A.k.a. one side. Yeah. Okay. Let me introduce you. Okay. Sorry. Yeah. Actually, he's okay. No. Was that a joke? What? It's not nice if I know. It's a joke. Hezzle time. It's Hezzle steam. Is it really? Oh, it's Hezzle Steinberg. No, my God. Don't even try to be a Jew. Well, I,

like, I, I said this recently in our pod, too. I just recently asked the stand to pronounce my name right for my own show. Like, I was like, Hey, guys, just, you know, I did the whole, like, girl thing. I'm like, Hey, not to bother anybody. But if you could say my name, right, that'd be so great. What were they saying? So many people just say hezzle teen. Okay. Which I don't really care. I've like, well, let's put it on wax. What is it? Hezzle time. Okay. But then I told one guy at the stand. And he was like, yeah, I told I got you. Sorry. And he, like, I don't know.

And he stepped away. So someone else announced me. And he said hezzle steam. He just went full wrong. Okay. But do you feel like? And then he felt so bad. And I felt, but so now I think they know for sure. But my whole comedy career, it's been 50, 50 mispronounced.

And we thought about changing it. No. Well, Gallifinac is like, is always the one I go to where, like, people probably messed up all the time. Yeah. But eventually, if you're popular enough and you're important enough, people are going to learn how to say it. Yeah.

I just, I just didn't use to correct people. And I'm like, I should probably, I just want my name right for like my show. Yes. You know, yeah, you're not being a diva. If you want to, it's just for mine.

So who the fuck does she think she is? It's literally just my, my show. But people are like that. They're like, what the fuck? Like, yeah. So I called her Stephanie. So what? She wanted to be on this side. Yeah. Yeah. So Ashley Hezzle time. Uh, is it?

I like that you do is the kind of a Z sound too. No, that was just fun. I was. I was a, I was a fritz on my head of steamy steamystein. I am. Well, people add Collins. They say Collins all the time. They throw an ass on there, which is understandable. Yeah.

To Avenue in Florida. Miami. Yeah, there's Collins Avenue. There's Tom Collins. There's a lot of Collins. There's not many Colin in the world. My grandpa changed your name. Yeah.

Because we were Cohen. And, uh, after World War II, he couldn't get a job. He was going to try to get a job in Texas. So he changed the name to Colin to get the job because his buddy, like Steinberger, it didn't get the job there. I don't know.

Then he got the job. And then we didn't, he didn't take it, but he just kept the name. So he just lived in New York with college. He just changed. He just, he just didn't want to be just made it up. I never hear Colin. What do you mean?

Like, that's not a thing. Yeah. I mean, because he made it up. Yeah, he made it up. But Collins. Yeah. I can, I can see that. I should go back to Colin. I think with this business. Yeah.

Well, there's no idea you're not rich enough. Yeah, that's true. Being a poor Jew is just not a good book. There's so much expectation. It's like, I think it's like a black guy with a small penis.

Totally. Or an Asian with a big penis. I think that works. I don't think no Asian is going to be upset about having a giant cock. I was talking to this guy. He has an Asian podcast.

Which, that's not, like, it's called, I hope he's Asian. It's, yeah, it's called like Asian. Like it's, I'm not saying that to be a derogatory. Yeah. No. It was like, we try to kind of debunk some Asian stereotypes. And I was like, yeah, did they? Yeah. I didn't know if that he, that's what he was getting at.

I mean, how many stereotypes they have? Oh, we're bad at math. Like, there's not that many bad at math, bad at driving. But the math thing. No, they're good at math. Good at math. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, that's the thing with Asians Jews black.

No, no. It's like, oh, you mean like, it's where it's like, we're punching up. Okay. Like you guys are successful. I know. But I think that like, people may find a Jews like aren't Jews like, okay, they're cheap. We're rich. We're rich. And we run entertainment. Go ahead and make fun of us.

I know. But under that is a very like strong, negative, dark connotation. True. True. I just where it's like, let's kill them. That's true. I'm in charge of it. I guess I'm just not really around people that feel that way.

They just that are really anti-Semitic. I get mad as a kid when like, I'd have friends and be like, oh, what are you trying to do me down? Like they would use it as a verb or yeah, verb.

And that that was the one thing like, like, you could make fun of me all you want. But like for some reason, like when it's like, it's it's so in your dialect that it's just like, you're going to jume down. It's like, it just feels way too, like organic and natural.

It's like, that can't be the word that you're just using to be like to bargain, you know, 100% they just like heard their dad say that. Yeah. Yeah. This is a fifth grader. Right.

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