Puddles in the morning, puddles in the evening, puddles in the afternoon, I'm a puddle boy and she's a puddle girl. Puddles podcasting, starting real soon.

Oh boy! Welcome to Puddles with Andrew Cohen, a.k.a. puddle boy, a.k.a. dry dick, a.k.a. poop hands, a.k.a. tickle cock, a.k.a. mice, a.k.a. garbage face, a.k.a. 12 falls, a.k. old gray balls, a.k.a. tickle cock.

Am I already said that one? A.k.a.a. TC, a.k.a. dope lady fire, a.k.a. a.k.a.

Thank you so much for listening to a new app. I am so excited for this episode. I don't know why I'm talking like this. It's pretty fun. It's probably because I'm wearing a thong right now and since puddles on it, I don't know if you can see my bulge.

I mean, I'm not so funny to how much I would have been so much more worried if this was just penis on underwear that you would see the small head of my cock. But with the pants, I can be like not a pantser.

Yeah, there's a giant cock underneath all the pants, but there isn't. But anyways, my co-host. Yeah, by the way, you're a co-host now. Oh, ten four. You made it. Did you know you're interviewing today? No, I did it. Well, you got the job. Thank you.

She's also wearing some dope lady fire panties. Yeah, and it's squeezing my vagina in a way that's kind of fun for me. So it's squeezing your vagina. My dick has never had more room.

This is interesting. I got a huge pussy. You got a wee look at that. But in the middle, we're family. Christina Hutchinson is on from Guys We Fuck and your new podcast is out. It's out. It's called the voices in our heads.

And I'm really proud of it. Yeah. Yeah, I like it. I like doing something by myself. I've never done that before and it's fun. I know put your name on something. Yeah, I know it's scary.

Except all responsibility. Do you have guests on every once in a while? I will. Yeah, but like close friend like my best friend was on this week. So nice.

Not comedy. Just real talk. Yeah, real talk with real women with real problems. What is going on in your head?

So much. Why keep getting a person keeps calling me. It's a man because I hear the voice. You know, coughing to the mic. That's 101 podcasting. One second. Yeah.

Anyway, no caller ID keeps calling me and in odd hours of the night. And I first picked it up. And I heard a man say Christina.

And then I was like, yeah. And then nothing. And then they hung up. And then they kept calling me at like three or four in the morning.

And they called me on the subway right over here. And they just called me while I was at Becky's place. And the voice did not sound very mainly that time. It sounded like Christina.

You think he's doing different voices or you think it's multiple. I know it's a man, but conveniently enough when I was walking over here from the subway stop.

A man was selling base and I purchased one pepper spray. You know what? That might be the guy that was calling you. No, I wish she was nice. No way. Snake eye.

Have you ever sprayed this shit? By the way, you end up spraying it in your own. Not in your own face. But if you sprayed this like right now, we'd all be fucked. Uh oh.

Okay, I need some tips then. Wait, what do I do cover my eyes when I spray it? Dude, you just spray and run. Hopefully outside. But if you sprayed his inside, my buddy sprayed one time. He thought it would be funny during a basketball game, like underneath the like the bleachers. Yeah. And the whole place had to fuck the whole place.

Most most people finger girls underneath bleachers.

Oh, he's fingering a girl. Pepper spray. He is fingering. That's why he had to spray. Oh, yeah.

He threatened her. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, what, uh, does this should make you nervous when someone has your number and is calling you?

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