Puddles in the morning, puddles in the evening, puddles in the afternoon, I'm a puddle boy and she's a puddle girl, puddles by castle starting real soon.

Welcome to puddles with Andrew Collin aka puddle boy aka poo pan aka dry dick aka tickle cock aka mice aka a garbage face aka a TC aka aka stupid head. I am so excited for the guest next week, but this week we have someone else whatever it's fine. We've already had her on no one really listen and I was like you know what maybe the second time we're

be the charm. The McMahon was busy today. She didn't pick up and also she's in Italy, but I sent her a letter. She literally went to Italy to get away from your ass. Whatever. I heard you're stalking her. It's it's kind of he should say she say. Okay, can I introduce you first? You might have seen this woman playing Wisconsin tennis serving underhand because she is a loser for a year and she can't control her own stupid brain. Seven months, but

whatever that's how long the season was. Make your own story. I'm really excited to have her on. You might have seen her on this summer show where they go to Key West and fuck each other on top of a raft and not your show. That sounds like a way. Yeah, no that's actually C.S. the key. That's a different show. Oh is it. It's a show. Ready.

Do you like do you like the other reality? Okay, Hannah burners. Yeah, what's up? Do you like the other reality shows?

Like do you feel like a comment? I love reality TV

I like to call it shitty TV when you go home. I don't want to I don't want to know plot lines

I don't know character development. I want to just see people who seem like they're having it worse off than I am and

Just enjoy myself. It's like why people go to Walmart your show is in the Hamptons. Who are you worse off them?

I mean, we all the other people in the Hamptons. Yeah. Oh, I want them to see I watch other shows and we're annoying because like we

We all have serious issues. I mean the whole point of reality TV is us showing our problems than how we try to get out of them

Yeah, even the real housewives who are loaded you get to see people's actual issues because we all know that money

Fame doesn't equal happiness when you actually watch these people lives you're like oh her children hate her and her husband

Can't even make eye contact with her and she is changing her whole face because she hates herself and you're like

Oh, maybe I shouldn't be so hard on myself because my boss sent me a nasty email

That was deep. Yeah, sounds like something your public is wrote. Yeah, cuz I don't believe any of that

I just read it all happy. I think they just over-act for the show. Do you think everyone's happy?

Lost your damn mind. Everyone's just chilling for you getting it when they get off camera there

I'll just like I love my money. Oh, I'm so rich. Look at my cars. Look at my house. Look at my

Cleaning lady if you were 28 gonna throw out the window. How fun is that? Let's everyone throw our cleaning ladies out the window

Why do you have to bring cleaning ladies into this cleaning man?

You happy?

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