Hello and welcome to the luxury podcast.

My name's Jonathan Vernon Smith.

With me is William Hansen.

This is the podcast that helps you live a more luxury life.

Hello, Jonathan and I are here to help you create the everyday moments of luxury

that make life worth living whatever your budget.

So welcome to another bonus episode of the luxury podcast where William and I will trade tips and stories from our own luxury lifestyles, as well as delving into our lovely, great, big, overflowing mail sacks.

So, William, have you had a smashing week?

I've had a smashing week, thank you, and you? Yes, I've had a very good week, yes. Good. You've got a holiday coming up in a couple of weeks? I have indeed. Yes, which would be lovely. Yeah, I'm looking forward to that. And sunshine. Shock to everyone's system. Not an F destination. Not an F destination at all. Another F in destination. No, that's right. No, I'm off to

Argentina. Lovely. So I will be eating my body weight in steak and drinking bottles and bottles

of Malbec. Gorgeous. Yes. Looking forward to it very much. Very nice indeed. Now I can't see them because you're wearing headphones, but I do believe you want to talk to me about your ears.

Well, I've had my ears done in anticipation of Argentina.

When you say you've had your ears done? Microsuction, William. Now, have you ever had microsuction?

No. You must. Do you suffer with a waxy deposit in your ears?

Ah, it's now coming back to me. I think somewhere in between the lockdowns, I thought I will go and have my ears waxed.

Waxed? Not waxed. De-waxed.

I'm going to say, that's the opposite of what you'd be having. Well, it turns out I need it because I went. They refunded me because I had absolutely no wax in my ears whatsoever. Oh. They said they couldn't suck anything out. Oh. So they would feel bad charging me. My ears are chockoblock.

Absolutely chocker block.

Well, not anymore, presumably.

No, no, not now.

No, I can hear like a newborn baby.

Okay.

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