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CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

PTO Problems

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2022

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0

All right. So imagine you started a new job, right? And they set out everything for you.

0:05.0

They'll hear so much. You're gonna pay. There's your benefits package. And you start your job

0:09.3

only to find out that this is the allotted amount of PTO that you were given. And like, when I heard

0:18.9

this number, it honestly made me cringe, but I don't know if this is normal. I don't think she

0:23.4

thinks this is normal, but I don't know what we have here in front of us today is actually a PTO

0:28.6

problem that you can help decide today on the show. Welcome, by the way. Hi, my name's Kramer,

0:33.9

and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy. You're not just any mama's boy. You're a certified

0:40.8

mama's boy. And this is the certified mama's boy podcast. Yeah. We're getting close to our

0:48.5

500th episode of certified mama's boy. So thank you for that. We're a podcast is based in three

0:53.3

principles. Live, laugh, love your mom. That means we live our lives out loud. We laugh a lot. And

0:58.4

we love my mom, my co-host Nancy, Nancy. Hi, mom. Hi, honey. Where is all the crap that we had to

1:04.4

have in high school? Does anybody know where their stuff is anymore? It's high school graduation

1:09.6

season. How did I come up with this idea the day? I was thinking about, oh, I was thinking about

1:15.3

class rings. Something came up about class rings. Oh, and I was thinking about what an importance

1:23.3

that had on our life back in the day, right? Like, my God, you had to have a class ring.

1:29.2

And if you didn't have a class ring, like, what kind of piece of trash were you?

1:34.4

It's like a, like, people spent like thousands of dollars on these things, right?

1:41.2

Thousands. I mean, I found 100, at least hundreds of dollars.

1:44.3

Yeah, they were like 150 bucks somewhere, but some, I remember, and they get to keep in mind,

1:48.8

this was, you know, back in the, the stone age, basically, when I got mine. But I remember

1:53.9

that some of them were a couple hundred bucks. If you really got some fancy ones, you know?

1:58.0

Oh, yeah, you could make it. They made them look like damn super bowl rings, some of them.

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