Do not act like you've never pooped your pants before is a theory that one of my old co-host Miguel fuller tried to prove 10 years ago, almost to the day.

This one's so stupid today. We used to play this game called don't act like you never.

And so we would just throw generic or not generic but like pretty like awkward things out there and try to see if people in the room would back us up with like don't you know of course I've done that before Miguel. This one was a tricky one. I'm you want to laugh today.

This is a perfect reason for you to do it today on the show. Hi, my name is Kramer and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.

You're not just any mama's boy. You're a certified mama's boy. And this is the certified mama's boy podcast. Welcome to the podcast. We are a show the space in three principles.

We live laugh. Love your mom. That means we live our lives out loud. We laugh a lot and we love my mom. My co-host Nancy, Nancy, how I'm. Hi honey.

Anybody else feel like mercury retrograde really effing with them because I woke up at I've got a theory that I want to run by you and you tell me if you think this is crazy or if I just need to go get this thing repaired. I am cursed.

Ever since I've had this laptop. With it's squealing right shortly after I got this laptop and I it'll start again a second. I'm just literally holding the fan down from spinning. But can you hear that in the background or not? I don't know if you hear it.

So it started shortly after I got the laptop and then all of a sudden there goes. Yeah.

And that's like through the filtering, which is some supposed to make things around me quiet down other than my voice is loud. Like it's loud. It's high pitch. And so earlier. Okay. All right.

I literally did. It's like it's going to listen to you. And mind you.

I literally had to go in and one day was a mom. I don't know what day it was, but I was just in like a rage and I ripped open the bottom of my laptop.

So I'm like, I've been doing this for two years now. Almost 500 episodes of certified mama's boy. Have we been doing this? By the way, tomorrow's our 500th episode of certified mama's boy.

That is so crazy. That's cool. Right. And so I I ripped this thing open because I'm like, what is making this noise? I got to figure this out. I'm like a five out of 10 when it comes to like computer technology stuff. Like I at least know my way around.

I couldn't like build a computer, but I at least can like open a laptop up and look at what's making noise. Right. So I open it up and it's it's the fan. If you watch my Insta stories recently on Instagram, you can see that it's like the fan.

It is starting to it's like it's squeals and what's weird about it though is that it does it for a while for like a month maybe and then it won't do it for like six months.

And then literally it'll do it all over again for like a month and like nothing and I can't I don't know why I don't know why it doesn't that's why I eventually this time is ripped open to see what was going on on me inside.

So what I do now instead of having a squealing in the background is I just hold like this is going to become probably burn my laptop up for doing this, but I'm literally just holding the fan down preventing it from spinning so doesn't squeal in the background.

Most again, most podcasts don't do this only our janky podcast would actually do something.

So I was thinking I was like maybe I should get a new fan from a laptop, but then I remember Holy hell it's mercury is in retrograde right now.

And I am genuinely since this only happens to my computer every couple of months.

I'm really convinced that possibly this whole fan situation is because mercury is in retrograde.

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