PT 5: We Ask Our Partners To Create An Instruction Manual On How To Love Us

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🗓️ 17 May 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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If your significant other wrote a manual on what it is like to be your partner, what do you think they'd say about you? We're putting this to the test with our own partners, and today Bert's first! What instructions will his fiancée leave behind? Listen... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, the birch show.
0:02.2	All right, the birch show's
0:03.4	significant others have been
0:04.5	writing instruction manuals on
0:06.5	how to date each of us.
0:08.4	If we were ever to part ways,
0:10.2	whether it be, well, for Bart
0:12.4	and I was going to be deaf.
0:14.2	He wrote an instruction manual
0:15.9	on the next person to date me.
0:18.3	And then Dobby's husband Blair
0:20.1	did the same for her.
0:21.6	For Mo, we had his good friend Katie,
0:23.5	right one for him.
0:24.7	Cassie's husband Chad wrote one for her.
0:27.5	And today,
0:29.6	Bart, your fiance Tiffany has written
0:32.7	an instruction manual for you,
0:35.4	one that you have not read yet.
0:36.9	And Tom will be, wow.
0:38.8	Thank God.
0:40.5	We don't need you to do all that.
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