over the course of the last week, we have had our significant others write instruction

manuals on how to date us. If we were to ever break up with them or, you know, in my case,

I was like, we're not going to break up, Bart, you're going to die in a late-by-manial

how to date me. So my husband Bart wrote how to instruction manual to date me. Dobby's

husband Blair wrote one for her, most good friend Katie wrote one for him. And now today,

Cassie is going to read her instruction manual that her husband Chad has written for her.

Man, I read this. I don't want to date me after him.

And I think all of us have said, like, Bart was spot on with mine. Dobby, you thought Blair

was pretty spot on with his? Yes, very detailed and very spot on. And Mo, you thought Katie

crushed it. She crushed it. 100%. Like, whoever's taken over for Blair after he's gone,

it's like, he wanted to be very detailed. She is high maintenance, aka high quality,

but yes. I hated meeting that, that they really do know us that well. You know, like, how

many times have they said something like, you don't know me, but inside you're like,

oh man, they nailed that. They do. We are predictable. Yeah.

All right. So Cassie, what has Chad written for you? Chad only has five rules for the next

person after him. And he took the route that he would be dead before I went on to somebody

else as well. Kristen. All five. Don't do it.

Don't do it. Walk away now. Seriously, turn back. Number one, respect. Cassandra is more

likely than not smarter than you'll ever be. And if it doesn't seem like it at times,

that's called acting. And she's better at abandon you are too. So try to get over yourself,

and if you possess the badmost confidence bestowed upon every mediocre man. Number

two, handle with care. Cassandra is strong and you'll see this demonstrated daily in

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