PT 4: She Thinks The Guy She's Dating Is Stealing Her Underwear!

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🗓️ 7 June 2022

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A listener has been noticing pairs of her underwear are going missing. With no pets and little likelihood that she's losing them on laundry day, the only explanation is that the guy she is currently dating must be stealing them. She has no proof other than the coincidence that she's missing some after each time he spends the night. They met through a dating app and he's the complete package in her eyes, but is he a pantie raider? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The birch show you guys before we even officially start the show I have to share something glorious with you something amazing happened last night
0:08.7	I slept through the night. Oh, congratulations
0:11.4	Right, do you guys have any idea how rare and occurrence that is for you? Yes, I mean it's like seeing one of those blood moons that come up every 20 years
0:21.2	What does that even feel like sleeping through the night? Yes, when's the last time it happened to you? Oh, man
0:26.6	Five four five years. Yeah, I told Mo when he started the show
0:29.9	This is this is the biggest problem right here like this is not a tough job
0:32.9	This is a taxing job and sleep. I mean I could sleep anywhere because I can't sleep through the night
0:38.6	So when I was surprised by my alarm this morning, I was so excited
0:45.2	Damn
0:46.7	Damn, I feel so good. I'm jealous. I can work out today. I can work out right now
0:51.8	I feel so alright, so let's get an update for you guys because the last time we chatted with her
0:57.5	This has been kind of a reoccurring email
1:00.0	She's been dating this dude and she was convinced that this guy was stealing her underwear
1:05.0	She couldn't put her fingers on it and did a little investigation right but couldn't quite like bust the dude
1:11.0	Yeah, so a piece of this I wasn't here for so help me out if I forget or miss anything
1:15.6	But from what I know she was having a great time with him
1:18.3	Everything was working off they hit it off well and then for some odd reason she started to realize that her underwear
1:22.8	Just kept going missing and then she had no idea why but she had an idea that it was him and then so she had the idea of
1:29.6	Going over to his place and getting him out of the house to go get some food
1:32.8	She got him to get sushi because I guess that takes a while to prepare which gave her some time and in that time
1:37.5	She started going through his drawers and going through his room to try to figure out where her underwear might be and she couldn't find anything
1:43.1	So even all the way up until this point. I believe the last update was she actually was looking through his car
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