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PT 4: She’s Downloading A Dating App To Prove She’s A Catch To Her BOYFRIEND?!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2024

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

She didn't feel like her boyfriend was appreciating her, so she broke up with him! She started dating someone new...but the ex is back. Did she give him a second chance?

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0:00.0

Get it. The Bird Show.

0:02.0

Here's the thing. You can't dabble in any kind of communication at all with your dating

0:07.9

Antichrist. That's the way they get. That's the way they become a dating antichrist that's what we were

0:13.4

trying to avoid this weekend all right so man we're in deep now terror reach

0:19.1

we we terror reached out to us and she's like I got a plan maybe it's stepping into psycho maybe

0:24.2

it's not we never really labeled it that way but she was going to create

0:27.6

some dating profiles on apps to prove to her man I am a queen I deserve to be treated this way. She felt that he had

0:34.4

gotten complacent and lazy. He wasn't showing gratitude. He wasn't

0:39.1

complimenting her. The romance was gone. He wasn't planning dates, she was just like we've been together

0:44.4

for years and he's just not stepping up like I think he should.

0:48.7

So she was going to create a profile and dating apps to show him, hey, there's men out here who want me, you should want me to.

0:56.8

And she did that, she presented the information, he was like, that's cheating, you created dating apps apps he wasn't hearing anything she was saying

1:04.8

so she's like deuces she actually reached out to one of the guys on the dating app

1:09.3

and they hit it off and went on a date and had the best time ever. And so she was all about

1:16.8

this new guy but then here comes dating Antichrist toxic, always, hiding in the shadows.

1:25.0

And he had sent her a bouquet of flowers at work saying, I messed up, take, you know,

1:31.0

like, I hope, because he hadn't sent her flowers and who knows how long he's like I hope these aren't too late

1:37.4

because you know you definitely you deserve this and more whatever

1:40.4

so she hits us up the last time we talked to her and she's like,

1:43.0

like, all right, I have a date with the new guy on Saturday,

1:45.0

but I'm supposed to also see my ex on Sunday.

1:50.0

And so, because he wanted to have like one final conversation like that you know it's

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