All right, so Kristen came up here this morning with bag after bag after bag of diapers in

hand for good reason. Today is the day. It's D day. It is D day. It's diaper day, baby.

All right. We joined. Well, by we I joined the helping mom is team challenge on behalf

of the Bert show. We created a Bert show team helping mom is is a nonprofit. They are

the baby bank supply of Georgia. And they collect all kinds of supplies for parents and

babies in need, especially diapers. Last week was diaper need awareness week. We read some

pretty sobering statistics when it comes to those who are struggling to diaper their

children and their babies. And it was all about filling the helping mom is warehouse.

They had a goal. They wanted to collect 300,000 diapers, right? So they're like rallying

the troops, getting all these teams together. And the minimum that you had to collect was

4,000 diapers. I'm like, with our Bert show fam, this is easy peasy. We can do this. So weeks

ago, we started got 4,000 out the gate. So I'm like, all right, our new goal is 10. Got 10,000

no problem. We're at 13,000. Well, my job is to make things bigger. So it is. Yes. My job

is to make things bigger. So I'm like, you know what? Let's put our butts on the line.

Literally. So if we collected 20,000 diapers, I was willing to pose in a photo wearing an adult

diaper. And we got that no problem. 25,000 diapers. Bert was going to join me wearing a diaper.

And we did that no problem. We got the diapers 30,000 diapers.

Mo going to rock that adult diaper in a photo with us. All right. So we got to 32,000, right?

Y'all have fun now. So the next goal was 35,000. Abby would join us. 40,000 diapers,

the entire Bert show team. Every single person on staff would put on an adult diaper and take

a photo all in the name of helping babies in need. If we didn't get to 40,000, it's Tommy's fault.

Nobody wanted to see that. So yesterday to prepare, because I didn't know what the number was

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