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PT 3: Should She Tell Her Cheating Brother That His Girlfriend Is Coming To Visit?

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🗓️ 29 August 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Chelsea, A Bert Show listener, is stuck between a rock and a hard place. Her brother is a freshman in college and this weekend her mom wants to surprise him and pay him a visit. Their mom also wants to bring his girlfriend, but there’s a major flaw in this plan that only Chelsea is aware of; Her brother is seeing someone else. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The virtue I feel so

0:04.0

Alive this morning. Well, you're here. So you're definitely alive

0:08.0

No, it's better than just existing. Okay

0:11.9

It's a lot

0:13.9

I'm existing

0:16.9

Normally on a Monday morning at this time on the exact same way but not on this Monday morning

0:21.5

You know why I feel alive? Please sure

0:24.8

Pass the cop on the highway today

0:26.8

I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. It's been months and months and months of

0:35.2

Mentally preparing for it as I've told you that there are a couple of cops always on my way into work

0:40.2

And I see people pass it them all the time and then I learned that if you're on the highway and there are cops from a different county

0:46.6

They're not gonna touch you. They ain't gonna touch you. They're just trying to get to work

0:50.8

They don't care unless you go in like a hundred and twenty miles an hour. Go ahead. Do your thing

0:55.0

So I was driving this morning and I was I didn't even realize I was a cop at first and then at about

1:03.0

Ten feet before I got to him. I realized it's a cop

1:06.6

He's on in the third lane and I'm in the fast lane and at this point I had to make a decision

1:13.1

Do I slow down or do I live life a little bit?

1:16.3

Damn it. I went for it

1:19.1

I do want to mention

1:21.4

If you're going one 20 you might be endangering the life of others and I feel like a cop no matter what county he's in yes

1:28.4

Would intervene that exactly the truth. Yes, right? So I wasn't going one 20

1:33.3

Okay, so that is when officers have hit me up and they've said like you know what if you're going 10-15 over

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