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PT 3: She Switched Places With Her Twin For A First Date!

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🗓️ 8 July 2025

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

She switched spots with her sister on a first date! She wasn't supposed to catch feelings, but she did! She came clean to her sister...how did that go?

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0:00.0

It's the Birch Show.

0:02.5

Let's catch up with Sarah here, who we gave a homework assignment, two homework assignments yesterday.

0:06.5

So Sarah's twin sister didn't want to go out with a guy.

0:09.4

Her coworker had set her up with.

0:11.2

So she asked Sarah to pretend to be her.

0:14.6

She was like, just go out with the guy once.

0:16.0

Like, that's it.

0:16.6

So Sarah thought it'd be fun to see if she could pull it off.

0:19.3

And she did just a little bit too well, so well, in fact, that she caught feelings and was thinking about a second date.

0:26.3

We told Sarah she had to talk to her twin sister about it.

0:28.8

So did she, and did she talk to the guy?

0:31.0

Did she confess?

0:32.2

Sarah is here with an update.

0:33.5

I think we said you got to go to your sister first and get the blessing.

0:36.7

And then you can go to

0:38.1

homework assignment number two. But if homework assignment number one goes sideways, then there is no number two.

0:43.2

I know that number one's going to go wrong. For sure. Hey, Sarah. Hi, guys. Hi. All right. So did you talk to your

0:49.7

sister first? I did. I talked to my twin first and um she was annoyed but you know the whole reason

0:59.5

she had me go out with the guy was you know because she wanted to save face in front of her

1:04.8

coworker and then she said she preferred I didn't but if I wanted to like pursue him and you know date him like

1:13.3

she'd be okay with that she said i could do what i want yeah all right i would have said thank you

1:17.7

and move on don't sell past the yes christin i know what you're going to say i know what you're

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