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PT 3: Moe And Keity Quiz Bert On The Dos And Don'ts Of The Cookout

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🗓️ 22 June 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Bert received the honor of a lifetime! He's officially been invited to the cookout! We'll explain why it's such a huge honor, but first, Moe and Keity needs to tell him the dos and don'ts of the cookout. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Listen, it's the virtue. I am a training and I am taking a seriously damn it

0:10.5

What am I training for?

0:12.5

Is it a marathon? No. Is it a triathlon? No. Is it a cornhole tournament this weekend? No. No, none of that

0:19.4

I got invited to my first cookout. Yay

0:23.4

So I need some trainers and Katie Mo as I look at you guys both still black

0:30.5

That's not much.

0:32.5

So you still seem very credible to me in this area.

0:35.3

It has never been to a cookout before. So yesterday we covered a video that said look when two aunties

0:42.5

come to you with two different potato salads. You guys taught me you complement both of them equally correct

0:47.3

It tastes so good. I can't tell the difference. That's what you do. That's the right answer in that situation

0:51.3

That's the only line you said. Yeah, only okay yesterday also learned even when your stuff

0:57.7

You don't turn down great grandma or mom a tea's cherry pie ever just keep eating

1:02.9

You eat until you explode man. That is rude to not eat the food once they offer it to you

1:07.2

So you got to at least eat some of it

1:08.7

But if you eat so much that you are now in a food coma

1:12.3

You do not fall asleep at the table where you were eating because that table could get turned into the dominoes

1:17.4

Or spade table and if you're at that table that means you are now entered into the game

1:22.0

That is correct

1:22.6

So you got to pay attention because once they start taking that food off the table

1:25.8

That table is going to be have a whole different use. All right. This is a good transition here Kristen because in the video

1:30.5

We're going to watch from this one dude again

1:32.8

Who is in the same position? I was in his first cookout he made some observations and this one here has everything to do with spates

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