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The Bert Show

PT 3: How Did Moe's Big Audition Go?

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

A while back Moe got a call back after auditioning for a new role. After the first audition he was certain that he bombed until they called him. The second round was supposed to be yesterday so how'd it go? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.0

It was a fleeting thought I had today, just a very fleeting thought before Mo showed

0:07.2

up and Kristen showed up that we were going to get Goodwill hunted today by Mo.

0:13.6

Guys, remember that Matt Damon's character just doesn't show up for work one day and

0:18.7

everybody goes to pick him up, right?

0:20.4

Yeah.

0:21.4

And because they're going to the construction site and he remembers the words of one of

0:25.4

his friends saying, what, you know what, make me so happy.

0:28.4

Okay.

0:29.4

That is not a Boston accent.

0:30.4

I don't know where you went but you did not go to Massachusetts.

0:33.5

And I forget it wasn't set anywhere in the South or in Boston.

0:36.4

Actually, it was Boston.

0:38.6

It was Boston.

0:39.6

Um, that's, yeah, they all get in the car and, um, Will's not there, man.

0:45.1

He clearly has taken off to go do his own thing.

0:48.1

Based on that, I thought Mo had his audition yesterday.

0:51.4

We would come to do the Bert Show and he'd be on his way to Hollywood right now in a car.

0:56.4

He'd be Christian and I sitting here and there.

0:59.1

Goodwill hunting.

1:00.1

He took off.

1:01.1

But you're here.

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