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PT 2: Will This Listener's Challenge For Abby Help Her Find True Love?

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🗓️ 6 February 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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0:00.0

The Bert show.

0:01.0

I, so, should Abby be looking for a guy that has the same characteristics as her dad?

0:08.6

That was sort of the premise yesterday in an email that we got.

0:11.6

Yeah, thank God I like my dad because otherwise this would have been a very difficult assignment.

0:15.8

So I'd make a list of the good, the bad, and the things I'd be willing to let slide

0:20.0

based off my dad's characteristics.

0:21.9

Let me say make one observation about this 30 day challenge that I gave you to like not pay attention to dudes,

0:28.8

just live by yourself, you know, when you go to a bar, ignore guys.ow and I are under the impression we kind of feel like the universe will attract guys to you when you don't want them right?

0:38.6

Mm-hmm that might be happening for you however listeners have tripled their efforts towards me to set you up

0:45.1

with guys now in my d.m so have you guys noticed this yes more lately yes it's nice that

0:50.8

it's not coming to me because it's way more awkward when I have to shoot him down because when it's from y'all it's not personal.

0:55.6

She's like, well, she's giving up guys, she's giving up guys.

0:58.2

When they come to me and they send me a picture of their son and he's an ugote and I was kidding.

1:02.2

Okay, they don't send me photos which I wish

1:05.3

they would because then I could know if they're cute or not. I feel always I feel this

1:10.2

weird like I want to be a people pleaser because they're a

1:12.6

listener I'm like oh of course I'll take your son because I want to make everybody

1:15.0

happy but that'll pass yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I don't want to date your

1:21.4

son yeah I don't know what the phenomenon is like now everybody feels challenged to set you up

1:26.4

but now they're not going to you they're going to the rest of us.

1:29.2

Well it's nice you guys can filter them out for me.

1:31.0

Okay.

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