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The Bert Show

PT 2: We Wrote Fanfiction Shipping Abby & Her Celebrity Crush!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2024

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

We couldn't make @theabbymurphy's celebrity crush a reality...but ANYTHING can happen on livejournal! We wrote some angsty, romantic fanfiction! Do you ship Abby & Riley? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You know, finding your best summer shouldn't be so hard.

0:04.0

Scan your next Coca-Cola Zero Sugar and play for a chance to grab your pass to summer's biggest events,

0:09.1

including music festivals, the Away for Euro 2024 and the Olympic Games Paris 2024.

0:14.0

G.B. 18-plus only, promotion ends 19th of May.

0:16.0

For the season sees, visit coke. UK. UK slash app slash summer 2024.

0:20.0

The Tattooist of Auschwitz, the international bestseller by Heather Morris. The

0:22.6

International Best Seller by Heather Morris, now a Sky Original series.

0:28.1

You're looking for someone to write your life story.

0:30.9

I was a young man, locked up in a terrible place.

0:39.0

But I found something there, someone.

0:43.0

Watch now. there. Someone.

0:49.0

Watch now on Sky Atlantic and buy the book at all good bookshops.

0:52.0

You're on The Birch Show. Just telling Mo and Chris and I woke up this morning,

0:55.0

wide-eyed, fresh, feeling good, ready to do this show.

0:58.0

Let's start it!

1:00.0

And then realize, I was four hours before my alarm went off.

1:04.4

No.

1:05.4

Yeah.

1:07.4

Went to bed at nine last night, woke up around 12, like let's do this.

1:11.0

You ever have that where you just feel so fresh and it's way

1:14.9

before the alarm goes off. I can't remember if that's ever happened.

1:18.7

Happens to me all the though. All the though. And then I think Mo asked me did you get to go back to sleep? I'm like, I think I'm not sure, but then for sure, from 3 o'clock on I've been up.

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