The virtue it is the battle of the worst meaning best kept secrets

Came across this list on Buzzfeed first

Husbands revealed these secrets their spouses or now X's had no idea about

Then it was the ladies turn Buzzfeed released a list of secrets that the women had kept from their men

So I pulled both of these and

Mo and I turned it into a secret battle. Yes, we did not cross

It was bad. I didn't have my best day. I don't I don't know what it says about women though

Women play chess correct men play checkers. Mm-hmm. So let's play a little chess nut checkers here. Shall we?

Let's do it. Okay, would you I'm since I demolished you last time

Would you like to go first or would you like to get me to go first this round? Nope ladies first. Okay

I've been cheating on my husband with one of his friends

For 17 years

Since before we got married

We regularly see this other couple and it would completely ruin two families in our entire friend group if the truth ever came out

Being home during the pandemic made our visits less frequent now we've continued making plans to meet up every few months

It's just sex 17 years though. Yeah, how could you be that clueless for 17 years? I know I did that's a long time. Damn, okay

You're turn. Okay. I'm gonna top that with

I'll take eight you come and throw I've been having an affair all right for 18 years

I have been married for many years

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That's nothing

I have never told my spouse that I still have random lunch dates with my ex who I was in a relationship with for about four years before them

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