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PT 2: We’re Sending Keity On A Surprise Trip For Her 29th Birthday! WHERE?!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Producer Keity is entering the LAST year of her 20s! So, we’re sending her on a SURPRISE TRIP and she has 20 minutes to decide where she’s going! Happy Birthday! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Get it, the virtue, the window of opportunity for you to be truly spontaneous in your life

0:09.3

is a small window.

0:11.2

It's a small, small window.

0:13.6

Once you get into a committed relationship, get yourself into a career, kids.

0:21.2

Do you know how much planning goes into a spontaneous relationship?

0:24.9

Because spontaneous trip.

0:27.2

It is no longer spontaneous.

0:28.4

It's no longer spontaneous.

0:30.0

So Katie here is going to be turning 29 in two days.

0:35.9

We're talking to her about half an hour ago.

0:39.2

And she's struggling a little bit and looking back at her 20s going, gosh, you know what?

0:45.4

I asked the question, what would you do differently in your early 20s if you could redo it?

0:50.6

And she said, you know, I wish I would have taken more spontaneous single like vacations

0:55.5

just gone somewhere.

0:57.5

So I laid down a challenge to it.

0:59.2

This was completely off like not scheduled.

1:01.4

I just had this idea for her birthday that, okay, I'll tell you what Katie, if you can

1:05.4

come up with a place in 20 minutes and leave from here, leave the radio station.

1:09.4

Not allowed to go home.

1:11.5

You go can't go get more makeup, more outfits, nothing truly spontaneous.

1:18.3

You leave here, you go wherever you want, you can go to the airport, go get a train, get

1:22.2

in your car, go somewhere.

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