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The Bert Show

PT 2: We’re Letting Our KIDS Plan Our Next Vacation Destination!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2025

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

Would you let your kid plan your entire vacation? We had our kids try it! Where are they taking us? We'll share their big plans with you.

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0:00.0

The Birch Show. Some of y'all are out of your minds. Are you kidding me? This new travel trend is nutty.

0:07.6

A recent survey of 2,000 parents with school-age children revealed that over 20% have allowed their child to plan an entire family vacation.

0:18.3

What? Nope. Nope. No way.

0:21.3

Nope.

0:27.7

So I tasked those of us on the birth show with kids to go to our children and to ask them to plan the next family vacation.

0:30.0

So I don't mind going first here.

0:33.7

It made me realize when I got the answers back from both of my kids that it's too late for me to correct the attitude that I have with one of my sons.

0:44.9

It's just over.

0:45.8

It's too late. It's just, it's too late.

0:48.2

So I wrote them both the same text that essentially said, hey, here's your homework assignment.

0:53.0

Boys, just need you to plan a family vacation for seven days.

0:59.0

That's it.

0:59.6

All right, that's it.

1:00.4

That's your only instruction.

1:01.8

Text me back separately.

1:03.8

That was it.

1:06.0

Hollis within three minutes has this thing all done.

1:09.4

Because he clearly ran it through chat, GPT.

1:11.5

Okay.

1:13.2

All right.

1:14.0

So this is what initially, his first text said.

1:17.8

Seven-day luxury Abiza and Barcelona, luxury nightlife soccer trip.

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