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The Bert Show

PT 2: We Ask Our Partners To Create An Instruction Manual On How To Love Us

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

If your significant other wrote a manual on what it is like to be your partner, what do you think they'd say about you? We're putting this to the test with our own partners, and today Moe's up. Because he's single producer Keity has created the manual for him. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This is the virtue.

0:02.4

So the idea here was your current boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, whatever husband would leave

0:10.0

a to-do manual, a how-to manual for your next husband, wife, whatever if they pass away.

0:19.3

So here you are.

0:21.4

As we said yesterday, cars come with owners manuals.

0:25.2

So why not people?

0:27.1

We heard Bart's yesterday when Kristen kills Bart and he dies and Bart's left instructions

0:34.7

for your next.

0:35.9

Yes.

0:36.9

And on how to live with me, how to date me, how to put up with me.

0:42.8

And Bart's got a lot on his plate because he also has to do a manual for the dogs and

0:48.0

also has to do a manual for children.

0:49.7

Yes, that's right.

0:50.7

He takes care of a lot of things.

0:52.2

And he's very detail-oriented.

0:53.7

Very.

0:54.7

Really detail-oriented.

0:56.1

When you were telling us that yesterday, sidebar, Bart and Tiffany are very, very similar

1:03.4

in this way.

1:04.4

And I'm wondering, do you sometimes filter what you tell them because you know there's

1:08.9

going to be 12 questions about that one small thing?

1:12.3

Yup.

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