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In The Moement

PT 2 - The Toilet Bandit

In The Moement

Moe Mitch

Moe Mitchell, Radio, Stand-up, Comedian, Bert Show, Comedy

4.01.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2022

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

Romeo had an explosive confession that caused Moe to go rogue this week. He had a list of notes that came from a drunk night out and he goes through the notes live on the spot and it causes some unforgettable Moements. Moe and Romeo both confess to being hurt by Keity and now Romeo and Moe are having a baby?

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0:00.0

Previously on in the moment

0:02.0

And that's why we wouldn't know why you piece of heart off the skit. No, we can skip that one

0:05.8

No, we're not

0:08.2

Now you can't skip everything. It's like it's cuz it's it's good one skip. Yeah, but it's p&p

0:13.1

We can't do that so it's like if they want to know why I piece of heart. It's for it's for confidence reasons

0:18.1

Because you want to feel like you him all right, so what right? You want it like when you go in the bathroom

0:23.4

And you see somebody else in the bathroom. It's like, yeah, I got a show on what time it is with me y'all do that

0:27.3

No, no, we're male

0:29.3

Okay, now okay fine. I'll tell the story fuck it. It was one time we were in college

0:38.4

We were like in in these girls dorm room and I had like this guy come over and

0:43.2

He was in there chilling with his girl and I was chilling with my girl and like there was a couple other girls there, right?

0:47.6

And he goes to the bathroom and he takes a piss and I'm talking about a guy that's probably like your height like six three

0:52.6

Whatever yeah, and I'm like five six and so he goes into the bathroom and I just do like

0:57.3

Takes a piss to the point where like everybody in the room is hearing it. All the girls literally go. Oh my god

1:04.3

Yes, I was excited that he was peeing like I guess they just assumed that just because he was peeing so hard

1:09.4

Who do you hang out with? Why are you around this? I'm not not anymore

1:12.8

Okay, and so I guess because like he was peeing so hard. They thought that he had like a shlong

1:19.0

You know, I could see how young yeah, right? So ever since that ever since that I'm like anytime IP

1:25.0

I just forced it out go hard. Yeah, so you from that moment on you started drinking mad water

1:29.3

Just so that you don't never have one of those moments when it's drip drop kind of keep hydrated

1:32.9

No, when I hear like anyone peeing hard

1:36.3

I think that you haven't been drinking water you've been holding your pee and it's coming out yellow

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