PT 1 - The Toilet Bandit

In The Moement

Moe Mitch

Moe Mitchell, Radio, Stand-up, Comedian, Bert Show, Comedy

4.0 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2022

⏱️ 16 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Romeo had an explosive confession that caused Moe to go rogue this week. He had a list of notes that came from a drunk night out and he goes through the notes live on the spot and it causes some unforgettable Moements. Moe and Romeo both confess to being hurt by Keity and now Romeo and Moe are having a baby?

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	You guys know how the bathrooms downstairs are like to have the doors like it's not like those
0:04.4	those type of bathrooms where you can see like they're the people shoes on the bottom yeah right it's
0:08.7	like a whole door you have a whole like room to yourself pretty much yeah it's very private real private
0:13.2	right yeah so I go up in there and I think we talked about this like a while ago when you in
0:16.8	there like way too long the light school the lights go off right so I was sitting there I was
0:21.9	scrolling through TikTok nobody was coming in your legs was low dude I like the red spots for my elbow
0:27.0	so the lights are off and I'm just minding my business and I hear somebody walk in and the lights
0:34.3	come back on and I'm like oh shit all right let me like get quiet let me get quiet and squeezed up
0:40.9	like that why are you squeezing up I don't know man so let me get quiet oh god it's so embarrassing so
0:51.0	why you always thought a story that no one asked you to tell and then be like it's embarrassing
0:54.6	I want to tell it you know you want to be here tell us why you squeezed up no so so I see this guy
1:00.4	coming and then like I see his feet like through a little like you can see like through a little
1:04.2	cracks of the door a little bit so I see him walking and I'm like he's about to open the door
1:09.0	and I'm like I look up open your door yeah so I look up and I'm like I locked whatever and he
1:15.5	proceeds to open it it wasn't locked oh it wasn't locked so listen now I fucking was like oh
1:25.7	shit and I put my hand and then no I didn't say nothing bro that's the worst but I didn't say
1:35.4	nothing dude I just put my hand and I was like stop my head I was like stop so the door comes
1:40.0	towards you this important for people to know yeah they just yeah cuz if he was pulling the door
1:44.0	literally so so he he proceeds to push the door open and I'm I'll grab it in the door and I'm
1:57.3	pushing it back and he pushes back and I push back and he pushed back and I stood and say
2:08.5	anything I just like so we were like tug-a-war with the door and I just close it
2:15.4	are you holding your situation at this point with all the hand
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Moe Mitch, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Moe Mitch and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.