The Bert show.

Abby and I are just combobulated this morning.

I'm usually at the station 15, 20 minutes before the show starts and I got in the parking lot

and realized, I got nothing, eat the whole morning. I can't do that. I can feel my sugar levels like lowering and

I would be a mess in two hours. So I run home, come back. Luckily, now I live close enough to the radio station so that's how my

day in studio starts and Abby comes in here and Kristen immediately noticed there

is something a little bit off well I didn't even notice until like five seconds before Kristen.

I got into the studio.

I was the first one in here, which is not normal.

And I looked down and I go, those are my pockets outside of my pan.

And I'm like, you know, there's no one's gonna notice.

I'm sitting down.

Nobody can see me below the belt, but I'm like,

I am the first one here and I got 10 minutes.

I probably should make a change about that.

So I scurried off to the bathroom,

conveniently at the exact same time

that Kristen was walking in, also early.

So I went in and I did a little switcheroo.

Your pants were on backwards?

No, inside out.

Oh, just inside out.

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