PT 2: The Bert Show Unmasks The Dark Side Of Mascots!

The Bert Show

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🗓️ 27 January 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Intern Sadie's story of creeping on the field in her mascot costume inspired Kristin! Today we're unmasking the dark side of MASCOTS!

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0:00.0	Cabin crew, prepare for landing.
0:02.0	Wow, that was a quick flight.
0:03.8	Yeah.
0:04.2	Oh, never mind.
0:05.2	Bondi Beach, Barry Reef, here we come.
0:08.2	Holiday of a lifetime.
0:09.5	I can't wait.
0:11.0	Me neither.
0:12.3	Ladies and gentlemen will shortly be landing in Austria.
0:16.0	Austria?
0:17.0	We're supposed to be going to Australia?
0:19.7	What have you done?
0:20.5	Um, should have gone to spec savers. Book an eye test online. Uh... We're supposed to be going to Australia. What have you done?
0:22.9	Should have gone to spec savers.
0:24.3	Book an eye test online.
0:27.3	Anyone got any long trousers I could borrow?
0:28.9	I've only got a bikini, Andy.
0:33.8	Hey, the bird show.
0:39.3	A woman in Alabama gave birth in a crispy cream parking lot.
0:41.7	That might be the most Alabama thing I've ever heard.
0:43.8	But here's the thing.
0:45.8	They're getting some crispy cream perks.
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