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The Bert Show

PT 2: Should We Get Cassie Professionally Smudged?

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Times have gotten desperate for Cassie! Is it time for us to call in a PROFESSIONAL? We're going to try to get her curse remove with a legit smudging!

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0:00.0

Families need looking at...

0:02.0

See my headphones?

0:03.0

Kitchen table!

0:04.0

What was they saying?

0:05.0

Mam, I can't find Mr. Ted.

0:07.0

Under your bed.

0:08.0

Anyway.

0:09.0

Made you some tea love.

0:10.0

Oh, you're a gem.

0:12.0

As I was saying, families need looking after. That's why I'm one of the millions of people covered by Aviva life insurance.

0:19.0

Mm! Helping you put the pieces together to protect you all of ones. It takes a Viva.

0:25.0

Search a Viva life insurance. Terms and conditions apply.

0:28.0

Get it. Bert show. What Cassie needs is a cosmic slump buster.

0:37.0

It's really what you need at this point to break up this string of what do you want to call

0:44.8

you can't even call it back could you call it bad luck it's just well you go through life's

0:51.0

peaks and valleys but man it's been a lot of valleys for the last couple years.

0:55.0

My valleys become an interstate and it's not getting any better.

0:58.0

It's a chasm.

0:59.0

I think you've used this word multiple times on the air.

1:02.0

Yes bad luck but also maybe a curse?

1:06.0

Yeah, it's gotten to the point where it was kind of a joke and the things that are happening,

1:10.8

some of them are major, like I'm sure you've heard the tree

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