The Bert show.

So she busted her friend's boyfriend on tender and he was looking for something that she

tilted her head at and felt like she really needed to intervene and tell her friend.

Though she didn't have like hard evidence.

Abby, remind everybody because it's been a hot minute since we did this.

Yeah, so she was swiping through tender and she noticed right before she swiped left on a guy

that his profile picture showed the exact same tattoo as one of her friends

boyfriends which normally is already a little bit of a red flag

because if he's dating your friend and he's on tender, not a good thing.

But what he was asking for on tender is really what made things a little bit more interesting

so this guy is apparently looking for something he's looking for a dami mommy

to turn him into a what is is it, a cash pig, a prize pig,

to turn him into a pig pig pig.

I'm like a cash cow.

I was like. I had...

I had the email pulled up, but I can't remember where that line was...

We were on the farm.

We were in the vicinity.

We were on the cash cow farm.

And basically what that means is he wants to spend money on a woman, basically pay for everything.

I think that's a kink for some people.

And so we've got two big things here, A, kind of like a little disturbing ass that he's looking

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