PT 2: Should She Spend Thanksgiving With Her Husband Or Her KIDS?!
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🗓️ 14 November 2022
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Get it the virtue. It's not man slaughter. I committed it's male slaughter and I have to look at my victim every day |
| 0:06.5 | Every single day male slaughter. Yeah |
| 0:11.4 | I ran over my mailbox. Oh male in a I |
| 0:17.4 | Worked on this like |
| 0:19.1 | Trying to like not to rip on myself when I do something stupid, but that was so stupid |
| 0:23.9 | I chewed my ass out for three days |
| 0:26.3 | Okay, good question. Okay. Yeah, it's in the same spot every day every day. It doesn't move |
| 0:34.4 | Roll down my driveway. Uh-huh. Take a right out of my driveway into the street should be pretty simple |
| 0:41.3 | Do you back out of your driveway or do you go so it's a forward? Okay, so you're like dry |
| 0:44.8 | So you're not even backing out which is more complicated. You're driving. Yeah forward straight. Wow |
| 0:49.9 | Yep, that makes it much worse |
| 0:51.9 | And I didn't even clip it with the front part of the truck |
| 0:55.9 | I clipped it with the side of the passenger side |
| 0:58.4 | No, how does one do this? Yeah, how does one do that? Well one pulls out of their driveway and |
| 1:04.2 | While rolling down the driveway is turning the alarm on in the house and making sure that it's activated |
| 1:11.7 | So he's got his head in his phone and doesn't realize that his right turn is a little bit tight and ends up hitting the mailbox |
| 1:20.6 | and it goes |
| 1:22.6 | Straight down where it has been yelling at me every day that I pull up and I pull out saying I'm still here |
| 1:30.7 | When are you gonna put me back up? So it's just laying there |
| 1:33.8 | So when you're when your male person drives up they have to get out of their male truck and open up the |
| 1:41.0 | mailbox that is laying on the ground |
| 1:43.0 | I have been checked in the last couple of days, but now I'm intrigued to know if the mailman's gotten out and put it in the |
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