The Bert show.

I don't want to leave you hanging.

Remember last week I told you that a friend of mine ordered some discontinued L'Oreal skin oil from eBay and when she got the package there was no L'Oreal

skin oil damn it there was just a USB drive. And I think at that point, she didn't know exactly

what to do with this whole thing. Do I put it into the hard drive? Do I just let it go? So she put it into the hard drive do I just let it go so she put it into the hard drive she had an old

computer and she's a good radio soldier it's my business manager and she gets

paid on my bonuses too.

So, yeah, she puts it in there and says that what came up was a couple of different files that said

disco one disco two disco three disco four disco five

There were 15 folders. What do you guys think came after disco five?

Six.

Nope, they skipped right to eight.

Oh, neat.

Just kidding, it wasn't six.

Um, and the, um, what she thought might be a ransom note wasn't a ransom note it was somebody that had

included a USB asking for help for their sick child.

Now, who knows if it's real, who knows if it's not,

who knows why it was in a package,

but she sent me the letter and it says hey everybody my name is

blah blah I'm two years old and 11 months old I was born with a rare disease called

Cassie can you help me out your your smart

a thoroughgri Pis, multiple congenita.

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