The Bert Show.

Let's get a quick update from Erica here who, her drunk uncle, needed to be uninvited

from the 4th of July cookout.

His name Bert?

I wasn't drunk at the top.

You are not.

It was 10 in the morning.

You were so right.

Hey, Erica, good morning.

Hey, how's everyone doing?

Oh, we're just super, just super duper.

Um, so I wasn't here on Friday when you were telling us about the drunk uncle

so can you sort of get me up to speed and then tell us what's going on?

All right so okay Uncle, where do I begin?

So every year, you know, we get together, the family,

we have a Fourth of July cook out,

you know, just kind of like a family gathering

and then there's Uncle Earl.

Okay, Uncle Earl is my womanizing, always asking for money and intrusive thoughts, like they just slip out of his head and we just didn't want him to come this year he kind of ruins everything gets drunk all up he starts dancing last year he knocked over my cousin's grill,

set the whole yard on fire.

So this year we decided we didn't want him to come this year.

Now did you, I'm curious to know Erica

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