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PT 2: She Lied On Her Resume And Got The Job She’s Not Qualified For! What Now?!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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She lied on her resume and got the job! Only problem? She was offered a promotion that requires skills she doesn't have! Did she turn it down?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Get it, the virtue. Did she turn down the promotion? Why would you do that? Well, maybe

1:04.9

if you don't have the skills for that promotion in your life to get the job, that'd be

1:09.2

a pretty good reason to, like say, no, the promotion's not gonna work for me.

1:14.3

So Gracie hit us up and she lied on her resume about certain skills in order to get a job.

1:19.1

But her best friend had worked there already and knew she wouldn't need those skills to

1:22.1

actually do the job. It would just look super impressive to the people hiring. So in

1:26.7

any case, she had a hundred percent planned on learning those skills eventually because

1:30.4

they would be useful in her field. Well, the problem is she's been asking for a raise

1:34.6

in her bosses. There's no room in the budget for a raise, but many of you are promotion

1:38.9

instead. And you think that would be good news because with the promotion came more money,

1:43.6

but she's gonna have to use those skills that she lied about on the resume in order to

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