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PT 2: Shady Or Not: He “Broke In” To Leave Her A Bouquet! + Producer Amber Needs Advice Before She Gets A Memorial Tattoo!

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🗓️ 12 March 2024

⏱️ 9 minutes

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They'd been dating for a month, and when she gave him the passcode to her house...he used it! She wasn't happy about it. Did she confront him? + Producer Amber wants to get her FIRST tattoo! Do you have any advice for her before she gets inked with a memorial tat for her Mom? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Bert show.

0:01.0

Show.

0:02.0

I'm shady or not.

0:03.0

Angela's been dating this dude for like a month and she says she hasn't seen any red flags.

0:07.5

They're in that, you know, 90 day free trial period where everything's happy and awesome.

0:13.0

He's so great.

0:13.9

Nothing gets on your nerves.

0:15.4

And she ended up getting the flu about two weeks ago.

0:18.6

So she wasn't feeling all that great.

0:20.6

So this new guy, we'll call him Jason. They were texting and he's like, you know what

0:25.0

sweetie since I still like you I'll run up to the store and I'll get you something

0:28.4

sweet like some crackers and some soup it'll be great and so he brings them over

0:32.3

and she's feeling so bad that she

0:33.6

literally doesn't want to get out of bed. So she's like, you know what? I've

0:37.2

known this guy for four weeks. She's probably not going to murder me in the

0:40.0

night. Let me give him my garage code. So she gives him the garage code. He brings in all the stuff. It's very very sweet. And then she

0:45.8

gets over the flu and it's fine. So then fast forward to a couple of

0:48.9

days before she contacted us. He, I guess, had used the garage code to get into her house to like do

0:55.5

her dishes and leave her some flowers and she's like it's really sweet but I'm

1:00.6

also a little weird it out to this guy that I only haven't even known for like two months is just coming into my house while I'm not there

1:06.1

So she wants to know is it shady or not well. Well let's just say it didn't go as well as I had hoped.

1:13.5

I text them and said, hey, the flowers you gave me were absolutely beautiful.

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