PT 2: Producer Mikey Tests The Fate Of His Relationship + We're Responsible For A Listener's Divorce!
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🗓️ 1 March 2024
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:31.6 | The Bert show. Let's tweak the old for a scumseane and apply it to dating. |
| 0:37.0 | Dating is like a box of chocolate. |
| 0:39.0 | You just never know what you're going to get, right? |
| 0:41.0 | Even when it looks good sometimes, then you bite into it and you're like, |
| 0:45.0 | what was that? |
| 0:46.0 | And then you leave the half eaten chocolate back in the box, right? |
| 0:50.0 | So I'm reading about this woman this morning who matches on tender with this dude |
| 0:55.0 | and they're talking to each other for a couple of weeks before he finally is like |
| 1:00.6 | all right let's go out let's just go out she's like fine that's great let's go out. Let's just go out. |
| 1:02.5 | She's like, fine, that's great, let's do it. |
| 1:04.3 | I'm so excited. |
| 1:05.8 | So he says, I want you to pick the restaurant, |
| 1:07.7 | I want to let you know that money is not even an option. |
| 1:10.2 | Pick wherever you want to go, right? |
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