The Bert Show.

Neighborhoods and neighborhood, man.

There's a lot of tension going on out there.

In fact, Katie, our producer here, has a war, she says, a war going on in her neighborhood.

And I don't know where this war, like why it started because my neighborhood used to be peaceful until the old heads got started having beef with the onions in the neighborhood.

Is that right?

It's a generational gap thing here?

I don't, maybe.

Okay.

It may be that.

So last week I came in here and I told you all that basically I missed an HOA meeting

that I shouldn't have missed.

It was one for the books because-

It had everything.

There was tension. There was was arguments they couldn't come

to an agreement on anything and they're like all right after this meeting we had to have an emergency

meeting they try to have an emergency meeting things went sideways at the emergency meeting and so from

there I'm used to getting like snail mill to say hey your fees are due and I ended up getting a letter

on my door.

I said this last time you came in here. This to me is so exhausting. Like your neighborhood,

your home should be the one place you hope would be the most calming thing in your life.

The last thing after sitting through meetings during the day that you're half checked out

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