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The Bert Show

PT 2: Did Producer Keity’s Mom Hide Her Adult Toys?!

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🗓️ 23 June 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Producer Keity’s “toys” went missing. What happened and who in her house touched them? Well, now we know... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Get it, the bird show.

0:02.0

Spontaneous question for you guys, okay?

0:04.3

What is the most uncomfortable conversation you ever had to have with your parents?

0:09.2

Oh God, oh, I remember like it was yesterday.

0:12.5

What was it?

0:13.5

So I was in middle school and I was, my best friend's backyard connected to my backyard,

0:20.8

so we could hop offense through each other's houses.

0:23.4

And I was sitting on her back deck with a dictionary because a rumor had circulated about

0:28.8

Jonathan Knight from New Kiz on the block that is stomach had to have been pumped to get

0:33.8

a certain substance out.

0:35.2

Really?

0:36.2

We did, yes.

0:37.2

That story was original of like Rod's story.

0:39.2

Yeah.

0:40.2

Well, it also happened to Jonathan Knight, but we didn't know what that word meant.

0:45.4

So we looked up that word in the dictionary.

0:47.8

Which word?

0:48.8

Seaman.

0:49.8

Okay.

0:50.8

So my mom like peaks over to tolerate me to come home.

0:58.8

And we slam the dictionary shut.

1:01.4

I mean, it was like a massive thud because those things were like ginormous back in the

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