The virtue like our producer, Jess Oromeo, is 24 years old and like a lot of 24 year

olds, 23, 22, never has had a map in his hand before, never even barely seen a map

before. So we were talking about it yesterday. So this morning we sent him out about, I don't

know what, 25, 30 miles from the radio station. And Tommy put him in the middle of a neighborhood

that he doesn't even know. I was blindfolded on his way up there. And we said, all right,

we'll find a map and then read it and try to get back to the radio station. And we'll

see how long it takes, right? Kristen thinks that he won't be back until the end of the

show.

Yeah. Do you remember how our intern did when we last did this and if how long it took

her? She's still not back. Yeah. That was years ago. Who knows where she is now. So

Romeo, where are you right now? You probably don't even know where you are right now.

And did you end up getting a map? No. So, okay. So that's the thing. So first I had to

get out of the neighborhood, which I got super lucky because I think I cheated the system

because I saw a car leaving the driveway. I'm assuming they were going off to work. So

I figured, follow them. Smart, smart, smart. Well done. Very smart. Yeah. I mean, they're

freaked that bleep out on their way to work now because they had a car telling them the

whole way. But hey, you let you get out of the neighborhood. I literally was thinking

the same thing. And then we found a gas station. We went in there. We asked the lady nicely.

If she just so happened to have a map that we could buy, she laughed. She literally said

we have imprinted those in years. It's in years as we sell them. Maybe you have a chance

if you go down the street to the program. I was just like, I have no idea where I'm at.

So can you point towards the direction of a program? So right now we're sitting outside of

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