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PT 2: Are These Things Really As Good As The Big O?

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🗓️ 13 July 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Cassie found a Reddit thread of things people say that feel just as good as the BIG O. So today, she's bringing the list to us to debate. Is this list accurate or not? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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the virtue. I kid warning here, we're going to swing back to Cassie here who started a

0:04.7

list for us yesterday that we, I think, disagreed with 95% of it. It was a thread on red

0:13.1

it, right? About things that are just as good as the big O or just as good as sex, right?

0:19.9

Yeah, it's things in life that you get so much pleasure out of it. It's like the equivalent

0:24.1

to having sex. So I like, I take it as like things that you do. Like for me, it's scratching

0:29.5

a really itchy mosquito bite that just make you like a, feels so good in like your mind

0:34.1

blacks out for a second, right? The only one we all agreed on yesterday was when like

0:38.9

you're at a concert or you're at a sports event or something and even drinking beer all day

0:43.7

and you're in line to pee and you are 15 minutes past your pee point. You're doing everything.

0:53.9

You're like a toddler. You're grabbing on the parts and public you should be grabbing

0:57.0

it on to and you're going down like at a corny and then you finally release your

1:02.1

urine. That's the only one we agreed on. That's even close.

1:05.7

All right. Well, this one, this one might hit it too. So one of those really big pressure

1:11.5

relieving poops where your pants, when your pants fit looser after it's done that you've

1:16.5

been holding on to. I don't enjoy that feeling. Yeah. It's different than the urination

1:23.2

for some reason. Like it's, it's massive relief, but not in an orgasmic way.

1:29.1

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah. It's relief, some relief, but it's not even where anywhere

1:35.5

close to the euphoria of the big up. Yeah. All right. How about this one? And the latter

1:40.1

half is for the ladies sliding into a freshly made bed with clean sheets and shaved legs.

1:45.8

Oh, that does feel good. Why the shaved legs? Because there's no prickly, you just slide

1:51.0

right in. Yes, it is just there's something about the smoothness of your legs and the smoothness

1:57.0

of the sheets rubbing together. That is a glorious feeling and I'm familiar with it. Not often

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