PT 1: Can We Help Her Land A Date With Her Former Coworker?

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🗓️ 10 January 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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One year ago, she made a pact with a coworker, if they were both single in 2024, they would give it a shot. Is he willing to go out with her? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Bert show.
0:01.0	You guys ever do this with somebody?
0:03.0	I've seen this in movies before, but where you're like in your 20s or your early 30, probably
0:08.1	20s, and you're like, okay, when we're both old, like when you're 40, and I'm 40, and we don't have a significant other because we're such good friends,
0:20.0	why don't we just start dating at 40, or we'll just get married because we're just such great friends?
0:24.2	Yeah, when we're on our deathbed let's just go ahead and just cuddle each other as we go to sleep.
0:29.4	No, I did not have a person like that.
0:31.8	You guys have that?
0:33.0	I did.
0:34.0	One of my best friends in college did or still do.
0:35.0	No, did.
0:37.0	She, uh, it was 30 was the age if we both were single at 30.
0:40.0	Which I didn't think was a compliment at all.
0:42.0	Like if you go out and just can't find your person
0:44.6	you're just gonna settle on me at 30 but whatever but she ended up getting married at
0:49.2	29. Oh yeah I can't even get excited for a second date so the thought of marriage would make me
0:53.5	break out in Hives so no packed for me I did I made this pack with Jay
0:57.9	way back in the day Jay Marciano and she switched teams on me
1:01.9	uh huh two decades ago.
1:03.6	Oh no.
1:04.6	So that's not on the table anymore.
1:05.6	No, it's not.
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