LittleWinged1, David M, Mathew M, Andres 0, MORV, Puddin22, HeatherSirRuss, Joy T, Sir Sigrah the Beast, Palmer B, Sir Scott Knight of Truth, Robert R, Sir Casey the Shield Knight

ART PRODUCTION (Drawing, Painting, Graphics):

Dame Allie of the Skillet Nation

Sir Dove Knight of Rusbeltia

Sir Sammons Knight of the Fishes

CONTENT PRODUCTION (Microfiction etc.):

Runksmash: Agent Grimwold swims for the derelict ship, knowing there's no other place A61GAI7 could have gone, his turbines whine loudly as he rushes towards the boat; he doesn't notice the figurehead made of robot arm parts, the Canary Hydra, has awakened.

The Sentinel: Basil looks at the freshly waxed warehouse floor. Skate-sei Gonz joins him. "Good job Basil-san, now tell me – what makes someone an alpha skater?" Basil answers excitingly, "They're the best skater! They go faster than everyone else, they weave in and out of people, they do cool tricks. Everyone wants to be like them!" "No!" Gonz answers sharply. "This is what an alpha-boi thinks. What do you think?" Basil pauses, putting his hand to his chin he asks, "I guess, a real alpha skater helps other skaters get better too?" "Yes Basil-san, this is correct. Now put your skates on, then pick up all the tools off the floor, but do not stop skating to do it." Basil begins skating around the warehouse. In a single motion he glides past a tool, extends a hand, and swoops it off the ground. He repeats this again and again. Gonz watches proudly from his office, in his hand an Olympic Gold Roller Speed Skating Metal.

CLIP PRODUCER

Emsworth

FaeLivrin

Timestamps:

Mondays: Jackie U

Wednesdays: Jade Bouncerson

Fridays: Christine C

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	The world is getting crazier.
0:05.3	People are acting more and more insane.
0:07.4	The end of the world is tomorrow, tomorrow.
0:10.7	There's only one thing to do when the world is falling apart.
0:14.1	Listen to Basil and Gonzis, they discussed this week's news and events through the lens of Bible prophecy.
0:19.9	You are listening to Canary Cry News Talk.
0:25.3	You're listening to Canary Cry News Talk.
0:28.9	Today is February 18th, 2020, and we are live to tape, baby.
0:35.5	This is episode 448.
0:38.3	And today, Sidejack.
0:41.6	Dun, dun dun, dazzle, I'm your best buddy Basil.
0:45.8	And this is Gond's your favorite Asian provocateur for Christ.
0:49.9	Welcome to the podcast where we bring you the best news, which is the gospel message of Jesus Christ, while reporting the egregious with a well-rounded, biblically grounded take on world events.
0:59.3	And my goodness, the egregiousness is rising, Basil, especially up in Ottawa.
1:06.6	The egregiousness rising.
1:08.5	Sounds like the...
1:09.4	What's your 1020?
1:10.2	Over?
1:11.6	Chug him, chag like the Chagin,
1:11.9	Chuck in, Chuck in
1:12.6	Sorry, I didn't mean to cut you off.
1:16.8	What were you saying?
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Basil and Gonz, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Basil and Gonz and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.