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Am I the Jerk?

Psycho-Karen KEYS MY MOMS CAR after I FORCE HER to MOVE OUT of my PARKING SPOT

Am I the Jerk?

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4.83.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2025

⏱️ 24 minutes

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0:00.0

An entitled Karen freaks out on me and my mom after I force her to move out of my parking spot at our

0:05.6

apartment complex. But after I find out that she keyed my mom's car, I decided to get some petty

0:10.7

revenge by deflating her tires and forcing her to tow her car away. And I've honestly never felt

0:15.8

better about getting back at somebody in my life. Here's what happened. Okay, so I live in this

0:20.2

apartment complex with a parking

0:21.7

at the ground floor of the building. Bear in mind, this is my secondary residence for the weekdays,

0:26.6

and I stay with my family about a couple of hours away during the weekends. Anyways, my employer

0:31.2

rented me a three-bedroom hallway kitchen apartment in this building, considering that they accounted

0:36.1

for my entire family staying with

0:37.7

me, which they don't, as they stay at our own house a couple of hours away, I'm given two

0:42.0

parking spots in the building parking lot, and normally I only use one, because I drive over

0:46.7

Monday mornings and drive back during the weekends to see my family. The other spot is mostly unused,

0:52.2

but there's more than enough spots in this parking lot for all the residents in this building.

0:56.3

So, given that my second spot is mostly unused, an opportunistic neighbor of mine decided to start using my spot because it's got better shade than her parking spot.

1:05.2

And I will be frank, I didn't realize this until recently.

1:08.1

Recently, however, I invited my mom to stay over with me for a week, and she came

1:12.3

separately in her own car. To my surprise, when she arrived, she said that our second spot was already

1:17.6

occupied. I inquired with security, and sure enough, he checked the number plate of the car in question,

1:23.1

and it belonged to my neighbor. So, he called my neighbor to respectfully move her car into her designated spot.

1:29.0

But the thing is, she didn't pick up the phone.

1:31.1

So the security guard had to climb upstairs and knock on her door to bring her downstairs.

1:35.6

Now, here's where she turns into an absolute total jerk.

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