You know the end of the Ark of the Covenant with the Nazis and the Ark and the

Ah don't look, ah that just with no Nazis and you listen instead but it's still

scary okay cool but it's still scary. Okay? Cool.

Suot pod, episode 639 for March 15th, 2019.

Of all the things the girls had ever said by Melody Wolf.

I'm Mallory O'Mera and I'm Bria Grant and we're reading glasses. We host a

podcast on maximum fun about reading and reading culture.

We're here to solve your reader problems, like how to get books for cheap or the best place to hide the bodies of people who interrupt you while you're reading.

And we're here for you every week. No matter what you read or how you read it.

The week story is written by Melody Wolf. Melody is a Canadian writer of speculative fiction. She says,

this is one of the rare stories I wrote long hand in a fever pitch during a late night

ferry crossing between the mainland and Vancouver Island. If she's not at school

she can be found in the woods. She's currently whittling away at her first novel

a fantasy called Rivertown. Of all the things the girls

had ever said was previously available on Amazon.

Your narrator this week is Ben Phillips. Ben Phillips is a programmer and musician living in New

Orleans. He was the chief editor of

Pseudopod from 2006 to 2010. Host narrator and producer he will forever dwell in

the cavernous dungeons of Pseudopod as the Litch King.

Now we have a story for you, and we promise you, it's true. Of all the things the girls had ever said by Melody Wolf, narrated by Ben Phillips.

When Faye said, This isn't the first time this has happened to me, you know, Richard was surprised.

Of all the things the girls had ever said, all the pleas, threats, insults, and confessions, this hitchhacker's calm admission

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