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🗓️ 13 April 2018
⏱️ 39 minutes
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0:00.0 | Pseudipod is extruded into this universe from a dimension of purest fear. |
0:06.0 | It's beautiful in its own alien way, but what's to come will unsettle you. Pseudepod episode 519 April 13th 2018. |
0:30.5 | This week's story Emperor Emperor All by Evan Markroft. I'm going toair your host and this |
0:57.6 | week's story comes to us from Evan Marcroft, an aspiring specifik writer from Sacramento, California who uses his expensive |
1:04.8 | degree in literary criticism and theory to do menial data entry. I have been |
1:09.7 | there my dude. I have been exactly there. You got this. He has studied Spanish for four years |
1:16.5 | and can therefore speak Mandarin, Paulie. Evan dreams of writing for video games and owning a house in |
1:21.9 | Disney World. His work is forthcoming in |
1:24.4 | Mirror Dance magazine. Your reader this week is the incomparable Chris Straub, a man |
1:31.0 | whose work has been defined by two primary elements. |
1:34.9 | The first is its endless invention and innovation, and the second is the way that it has dragged |
1:39.8 | horror in so many ways kicking and screaming into the 21st century. |
1:44.0 | Chris is astounding. I am a massive fan and if you saw the first series of Channel Zero, |
1:51.0 | so are you. So one more time, one more true story. You ready? It's tired of living but only a kiss, but living that time hates. Oh, So, Emperor All by Evan Marcroft, read by Chris Droub. |
2:54.0 | It is like X-ray vision, like in the comic books from when he was ten. |
3:00.0 | John blinks the rain out of his eyes and suddenly he can see through the mugger |
3:04.4 | through his shilacking of wet muscle and scaffolding of bone to the chassis beneath |
3:09.5 | To the gears and flywheels that make him move and point the knife at him. |
3:15.1 | John reaches through a yielding mist of sinew and makes key refurbishments so that the |
3:19.8 | knife is aimed at the mugger's own throat. He unscrews the man's skull and with an easy tinkering |
3:26.2 | makes him the saddest he's ever been. Plugs bright blaring red thoughts into his head. |
3:33.0 | A moment later he steps over the body and splashes across the parking lot, trembling giddly. |
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