Psalms of the Congregation

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2021

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Our BOOK is out, Chester. Buy SEASONS OF THE STORY at www.thestorymustbetold.com For the past year, every month on the Story Discord, our congregants submit original psalms in a CONTEST OF STORY TRUTH. We have read the winners and present them here for YOU. Join the discord and submit at https://discord.gg/9QUv46G. It’s typically for patreon members, but our kindly moderators grant access to SWEETHEARTS no matter their amount of sticky cheddar. THE PSALMS -A Psalm from the book of Grandmas Gone Gone - by Crodyman, www.pulpfrombeyond.com -A lil sip from the mug of gar-fi-eld to the congregation - Kristofferson De, lulu.com/spotlight/ilovedatoasteronce -Passing - Greslo -You Can Always Trust a Taurus - Jacob Rook, Instagram @asbestoscake -My Pen Pal Liturgical Director Carl - Foxy, FwaygoOfficial.redbubble.com -Sarabeth Went Fishing - ghastlygrapher, twitter.com/ghastlygrapher -The Crowning of JoBo REDUX - Jarrod, TWITCH.TV/THESTORYMUSTBEROLLED -The Juice Cleanse - Rachel Weinberg, instagram @cursedcollages, writing on rachelwriteshorror.wordpress.com -I am BUGS - Choirboy RBT, punkswithlunch.org MERCH: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt

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0:00.0	Holy Holy Canoli, me, oh my, dear congregants.
0:27.6	Our new book, Seasons of the Story, is out today.
0:32.6	It's a collection of some of your favorite short stories,
0:35.6	along with a brand new, super hot, super fresh
0:39.4	story will never perform on the story must be told, because it's only for congregants who buy
0:45.2	our book with that hot, sticky cheddar. So go to www.theStory Must Be Told.com and buy yours today. Take it away, brother Reed. Thanks, Big Papa
1:00.3	A. Every month on the story discord, our wonderful moderators host a songwriting contest. We, the
1:09.1	clergy, pick our favorites from the flock and give them a big
1:13.0	little smooch. The community is really a supportive, progressive place with a lot of
1:19.1	big hearts and talent. Please enjoy the winning submissions from the last year and ask yourself,
1:30.3	do you have what it takes? First up, a beautiful work of prose by Crowdy Man. To further enjoy this congregant's work,
1:37.3	listen to their podcast, Polp from Beyond the Vale.
1:41.3	www.p.k from beyond.com
1:45.0	A song from the book of Grandma's Gone Gone.
1:51.0	We thought he was drunk at first.
1:54.0	The portly gentleman with the mustard-soaked bib and ketchup-flect soul patch
1:59.0	just approached the gathering of mourners standing before my grandmother's casket.
2:04.2	It's time for my hamburger. His voice was whiny and high-pitched. I looked around to see the funeral director, but to my surprise, I caught him backing away into his office in rigid terror.
2:19.0	He drew the Venetian blinds shut and disappeared from view.
2:22.9	It's time for my hamburger.
2:25.6	This stranger used his belly to bounce my grieving aunt out of the way.
2:30.3	Nobody knew what would happen next,
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