Prove It!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Looking for a quick fix? Just uncover those baseboards and slather them in oil...pee...dog pee...? Bryan & Krissy cover celebrity memoirs, parental expectations, and, of course, Extreme Cheapskates. Happy day (or a few) after Halloween! Stealthy kids Prove it! Justin Timberlake turned off comments bc of Britney’s memoir Should Will Smith turn off his comments? Cough break! Remember our mail order bride eps? Steven Spielberg’s daughter is gonna be a porn star, slay Steven & Kate adopted Mikaela at birth 🙂 Parental expectations Bryan is still scared of his dad Our spooky emojis are back Gyoza-gate Extreme Cheapskates! We’re gyoza counters! Cleaning dishes in your kiddie pool Soda bottle shower?! That's the O’brien way Pour some oil on it He’s gonna patch his carpet together A “quick” favor A couple of diy queens It’s got good bones! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Y'all be having bad days of wondering why, like, did you even hop out to bed and turn your swag on?
0:07.0	Matter of fact, did you look in the mirror and say what's up?
0:10.0	Are you getting money?
0:12.0	No?
0:14.0	Oh.
0:15.0	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:21.0	They could just rip up all the carpet, have it be hardwood floors.
0:27.0	They can just pour some like oil on it.
0:30.0	Like two by fours.
0:32.0	Glossy oil. And cost money too. Just have the kids piss on it.
0:35.6	I'll send blue over. She'll make that wood change a different color.
0:39.6	Just in one week. Yeah. In one week that it'll be that beautiful dark glow you're looking for.
0:47.0	That beautiful.
0:48.0	Be yellow.
0:51.0	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:55.0	Oh yeah, Kaddikins.
1:00.0	Welcome back to the commercial break.
1:01.0	I'm Brian Green.
1:02.0	This is my best friend and beautiful co-host,
1:04.2	Kristen Joy O'Lay.
1:05.4	Best to you, Chris.
1:06.5	And Best to you, Chris.
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