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The Commercial Break

Girl Math Boy Math Gyoza Math!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5758 Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

You've heard of girl math, you've heard of boy math, but have you heard of Gyoza Math? Bryan hadn't either... It’s not actually Halloween it’s November 1st lol Top costumes! Creed 3 came out this year, Bryan Krissy’s a costume girlie! Clown hobo costumes of yore Should Bryan & Astrid go as Frankie & his girlfriend Do you go to the bathroom in the dark? Falling asleep on the po Yearbook signing Making out on the way home from six flags Bad Kisser Bryan The spooky balloons are back Do you tell someone they aren’t a great lover? Cheap assholes Gyoza math TW: disordered eating Ay, Bryan! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

What you doing? I know what all this is.

0:02.6

Double-cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon.

0:05.8

Hell of ass.

0:10.7

On this episode of The Commercial Break.

0:13.9

Hey, here's an idea. Let's order a whole other plate of gyoza.

0:18.3

We can go outside and tann' handle for the money.

0:20.5

What do you think?

0:22.8

I'll do a little strip around the restaurant

0:24.9

and see if we can gather a few extra dollars.

0:26.9

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

0:29.9

I'll show my tits for another gyoza.

0:31.7

What do you want me to do here, dude?

0:33.0

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

0:34.9

The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.

0:39.9

Hey, back on the ground, everyone!

0:42.4

Oh, yeah, Catherine Gettin'.

0:43.9

Welcome back to The Commercial Break on Ryan Green.

0:46.6

This is the Director of Witchy Ways.

0:48.5

Kristen Joy, hold it.

0:50.1

Best of you, Kristen.

0:51.7

Best of you, Brian.

0:52.8

And best of you, Steve.

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