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Woodbine: A Parkdale Haunts Production

PROMO: StanLand E1 - "The Scion, the Glitch, and the IKEA Wardrobe"

Woodbine: A Parkdale Haunts Production

Emily Kellogg & Alex Nursall

Society & Culture, Comedy, Fiction, Drama

4.6900 Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Hello listeners, it's Alex. I've got one more thing for you to check out before spooky season. If you're looking for Woodbine, don't worry, we'll be back soon with Season 2 in the fall, but for now, if you're looking for something to listen to, you might want to check out StanLand, a new show on the Sonar network. When cynical podcaster Melanie Hughes vanishes without a trace, the only clue is her abandoned recorder, discovered by the side of a road, containing a story that begins with a dusty IKEA wardrobe… and ends in a magical realm slowly being swallowed up by fast food chains, retail shopping, and vape stores. Enter Zyngia: once a land of wonder, ruled by a talking lion, now a cautionary tale of what happens when fantasy meets modern consumerism. At the center of it all? Stan Little. Unemployed. Unremarkable. Possibly the last person you’d want on a magical quest. And yet… here we are. StanLand is a five-part satirical fantasy series written by Mike Sacks and S.G. Wilson, featuring Bobby Moynihan, Rhea Seehorn, Jon Hamm, John Waters and more. So here's episode one. You can find the rest on their feed wherever you get your podcasts. As for us, we'll be back in the fall with more Woodbine, so keep your ears out. We'll see you soon.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:38.5

Hello listeners, it's Alex. I've got one little thing fee to delivery. Participation and price may vary. Subject to availability, serving time supply. Hello listeners, it's Alex. I've got one little thing for you to check out before spooky season. If you're looking for Woodbine, don't worry. We'll be back soon with Season 2 in the fall. But for now, if you're looking for something to listen to, you might want to check out Stanland, a new show on the Sonar Network. If you are listening in July 2025, if not, then please adjust accordingly. When cynical podcaster Melanie Hughes

0:44.8

vanishes without a trace, the only clue is her abandoned recorder, discovered by the side of the road,

0:50.0

containing a story that begins with a dusty IKEA wardrobe and ends in a magical realm,

0:55.7

slowly being swallowed up by fast food chains, retail shopping, and vape stores.

1:00.9

Enter Zingia.

1:02.3

Once a land of wonder ruled by a talking lion, now a cautionary tale of what happens when fantasy meets modern consumerism.

1:11.1

At the center of it all is Stan Little, unemployed, unremarkable, possibly the last person

1:17.9

you'd want on a magical quest, and yet, here we are.

1:22.1

Stanland is a five-part satirical fantasy series written by Mike Sachs and S.G. Wilson,

1:26.9

featuring Bobby Moynihan,

1:28.4

Ria Seahorn, John Hamm, John Waters, and more. So here's episode one. You can find the rest on

1:34.2

their feed wherever you get your podcast. And as for me, I'll be back in the fall with more

1:38.8

woodbine, so keep your ears out. I'll see you soon.

1:53.0

From WSUS Raleigh, it's getting to the bottom of it. I'm Milo Goddard.

1:58.9

Let me set the picture of what happened to me this morning. I wake up, waltz into my kitchen for coffee, pull out a mug from the back of the shelf.

2:01.9

My mother-in-law got it for me as a present in 2003, the year the last of the original three Lord of the Rings movies was released.

2:09.7

The mug depicts a hunched and angry gollum, the disgusting deformed creature from the classic story,

2:16.0

and there's a word bubble over him with this

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