Prom Night Shenanigans and the AssMan License Plate Dilemma
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2026
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
One minute you're ironing a wrinkled prom shirt like a stressed-out dad… the next you're researching which U.S. state will legally let you drive around as “ASS MAN.” Just another totally normal day on The Rizzuto Show — your go-to comedy podcast for daily chaos, questionable decisions, and debates nobody asked for.
In this episode, Rizz is deep in prom-prep panic mode while trying to figure out where teenagers take photos that don’t involve a “crusty garage backdrop.” Meanwhile, the crew spirals into a full-blown investigation inspired by a classic Seinfeld episode — can you legally get an “Ass Man” license plate, and more importantly… should you? The answers will both surprise you and make you question society as a whole. Spoiler: Vermont is apparently living its best life.
Then things get even weirder (shocking, we know). The gang plays a Rotten Tomatoes guessing game that quickly turns into a heated argument about movies, animated loopholes, and whether Tom Hanks is basically the Wayne Gretzky of acting. Add in celebrity chaos, prom nostalgia, random music debates, and a completely unhinged discussion about David Lee Roth’s mysterious life choices — and you’ve got yourself peak daily show energy.
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