Love Cloud Flights, Missing Limos & The Dukes of Haggard (Yes, It Gets Worse)
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
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🗓️ 1 May 2026
⏱️ 21 minutes
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Summary
This episode of The Rizzuto Show is what happens when a funny podcast stops pretending it has boundaries and just lets the chaos take over.
We kick things off with Rafe’s E-Memorium — where nothing and no one is safe — including one of the most questionable services we’ve ever discussed: Love Cloud flights. Yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like… and yes, the logistics somehow make it even worse. From pilot awkwardness to mid-air regret scenarios, the crew really leans into the question nobody asked but now can’t unthink.
Then, in a completely natural transition (because of course), the show spirals into a full investigation: what actually happened to limousines? Once the universal symbol of “someone’s having a great night,” they’ve basically disappeared. The guys break down theories ranging from rideshares killing the vibe to limos just being rolling liability nightmares. Honestly… it gets deeper than expected for a conversation that started with “hey, where’d those go?”
And then… it happens. The birth of Dukes of Haggard — a reality dating show concept so ridiculous it might actually work. Built around heavily filtered photos and real-life reveals, it turns into a full-blown breakdown of modern dating, social media illusions, and how nobody knows what anyone actually looks like anymore. There’s even a theme song. It’s… something.
Along the way, we celebrate King Scott’s birthday (and roast him accordingly), take a moment to remember some real ones, and introduce a brand-new game that turns music knowledge into pure chaos.
It’s weird news, hilarious fails, questionable ideas, and peak St. Louis energy — everything you expect from a funny podcast that refuses to take itself seriously… even for a second.
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