Prom Night on Milleronia!

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2020

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Here's a little secret about guys -- we don't know what we're doing. Yes, Larry recounts his uneventful prom night and uneventful (apparently) romantic encounters during his college years. Then we hear about the great Sam Peckinpah movie "The Wild Bunch." Plus, Larry recites "Come Walk With Me" by Emily Jane Bronte!

Quote of the week: "I enjoyed not knowing. Does that make sense?"

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0:00.0	And now live from level five productions on the island of Miloronia.
0:06.0	It's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who's always thought of himself as a ladies man. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show.
0:39.0	I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?
0:42.0	And it is beautiful here on Milleronia.
0:45.0	It's another gorgeous day.
0:48.0	Oh, what a good time on Milleronia.
0:50.0	It is, well, the weather's great.
0:52.0	Spring training for the Miller League has just started.
0:56.0	In Florida, you know, they call it the Grapefruit League.
0:59.0	In Arizona, they call it the Cactus League,
1:02.0	but here on Milleronia, we call it the Cactus League but here on
1:02.6	milleronia we call it the lava league and every player knows if you don't make the
1:08.6	cut you don't get sent to the miners you get sent to the miners, you get sent to the volcano.
1:14.0	Yes, and not the really, really bad one, not the number two volcano,
1:19.7	just the number two, the number one volcano, which well pretty bad because it's after all a
1:26.9	volcano but and we toss you in and you well you know what you hit that lava and you'll know you're
1:36.9	alive but not for long there's no minor league in millar. The players know the
1:42.8	minor league is jokingly referred to as Miller's
1:45.6	Brimstones. But they like it. They like that it's a little tough
1:51.6	here in the Miller League, but it's beautiful and everyone
1:55.1	loves baseball here on Miller Ronia and well that music just makes me feel so good
2:00.6	anyway. You know that by now but it's the truth. I love our theme song.
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