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Gutfeld! Monologues

‘Project Hail Mary’

Gutfeld! Monologues

FOX News Radio

Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.63.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2026

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

As seen on Gutfeld!, CNN issues an apology for mistakenly reporting Michael J. Fox’s death.  Meanwhile, 'Project Hail Mary' movie comes out on top at the box office, and Greg offers an analysis you won’t want to miss! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Selling your car can be super simple.

0:02.0

If you choose, we buy any car because they sought out any outstanding finance for you.

0:08.0

Just bring along your final settlement agreement.

0:10.0

If only they could make parallel parking simpler.

0:13.0

To the right bit, mate.

0:15.0

Yeah, back. Back a bit more. A bit more.

0:18.0

Oh, no, too far.

0:21.8

We buy any car.

0:23.0

Selling made simple.

0:27.1

To sell your car today, enter your reg number now at webuanycar.com. Thank you. Thank you. These make a wish, everyone. Good evening, everyone.

0:56.6

Oh, wow, that's not.

1:03.4

So CNN is apologizing for making everyone think that Michael J. Fox had died.

1:10.6

But they've yet to apologize for spending four years making everyone think this man was alive.

1:15.1

Yeah, count it.

1:19.9

Hunter Biden has challenged Donald Trump's sons to a cage fight.

1:24.1

And to show he's serious, he's already failed his drug test.

1:33.0

90-year-old golf legend Gary Player was called sexist for referring to a reporter as a good looking chick.

1:34.6

But all was forgiven moments later when Tiger Woods ran him over.

1:40.2

Yeah.

1:42.7

New York State posted a picture of a repaired pothole with the caption,

1:47.6

it's whole filling season. But I thought every season is whole filling season, said one man.

1:56.2

Oh, count it. Yes.

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